Here are some jokes that I made up myself. STAR if you like them.
Customer: I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: Sorry, sir. I will call the manager.
Customer: Mr. Manager. I can't eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I will get the head chef so you can speak to him yourself.
Customer: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with the soup sir?
A now very frustrated customer: There is nothing wrong with the soup. I HAVE NO GOD DAMN SPOON.
Dolly: Did you hear about the florist who had two children, one boy and one girl?
Mary: No I haven't, tell me.
Dolly: One is a budding genius, and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Teacher: Order, order, children in class please!
Child: Ok miss I will have a hamburger and a coke, please.
Suzie: What is the name of you dog?
Tom: Ginger.
Suzie: Does Ginger bite?
Tom: No, but Ginger snaps.
Darren: I have a three-season bed.
Pat: What do you mean a three-season bed?
Darren: One without a spring.
2007-08-17 23:43:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones.!!!
Funny so a star.!!!
2007-08-18 00:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one girl a good laugh before i grab a couple of hours sleep need it xxxxx
2007-08-18 02:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones and funny! Ha Ha!
2007-08-17 23:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i lkike tham all exept for the teacher one!!!!, very good!
2007-08-18 01:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, but i heard them before
2007-08-17 23:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Giggle giggle, i like your humour............
2007-08-18 00:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-08-17 23:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by philip k 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for sharing, good jokes...
STAR...
2007-08-17 23:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by ShaH 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋