Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell
me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and
continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary
Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good", and Mary Margaret
fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question... "What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and
shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!"
The nun fainted.
2007-08-17 20:41:26 · 4 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I give you a star!
2007-08-17 20:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 00:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..i sort of heard it before eh?but it is still funny..haha
2007-08-18 00:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's good *star* for u
2007-08-17 23:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋