The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted
solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh
s**t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
2007-08-17 20:23:54 · 5 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
over the cat and farted!
2007-08-17 20:24:15 · update #1
has that bird been drinking again? lol
2007-08-17 22:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 07:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! GOOD ONE! HAHA!
2007-08-18 03:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jiamin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-18 03:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by kid rock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! Thanks for the laugh... i needed it.
2007-08-18 03:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by SecretSquirrel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋