An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in His pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
(Old men can still think fast.)
2007-08-17 19:48:36 · 27 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sweety-that was so cute and thanks for giving due credit for the fact that old men are on the ball and not brain dead as this dude proved.!
Will make it a point to check out your riddles anytime and can't say that about a lot of contributors.! Thanks for a good laugh which the bible says is good medicine-a merry heart doeth good.Yours is lovely and like your clean jokes.
2007-08-17 20:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!! My wife says I am gonna be a dirtly old man!! I think she is right!! LOL
2007-08-17 19:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke.
I'd love to go skinnydipping w/you sometime. Thanx for asking.
2007-08-17 19:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by My Name Is Ken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
what kinda funny story.
i like it.
if i am the one who own the pond, that day will be my lucky day.
haha.
2007-08-17 20:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by mfirdaus_saberi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats hekka funny.
A star for you now, Bam Bam!
2007-08-17 19:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by <3Vasudha Loves Yhu(; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! My husband has a million jokes, but they generally aren't the type you can tell at family dinners. This one is a definite winner, so thanks for sharing it ;)
2007-08-17 19:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one.
2007-08-17 20:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how am i supposed to answer this?
it wasnt a reallly a queastion
2007-08-17 19:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by ride4thepride 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed pretty cool one.
2007-08-18 04:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt read the joke but you had me at skinny dipping
2007-08-17 19:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. D 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋