Newton in Romantic mood!
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend or 1 boyfrnd to another boyfrnd with some loss of money. "
first law:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal or someone) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance."
third law:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandal
2007-08-17 19:11:41 · 18 answers · asked by risker4you 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*That was really good !!!! Keep up the good work !!!
2007-08-19 17:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half the old names you present didn't even have Darwnian theory of evolution to them. They also had very little knowledge about how the world worked in general (like copernicus). Others had to say they were religious simply to keep intolerant people from burning them alive. The truth is that MOST modern scientists ARE Atheists. I think that 93% of those in the Academy of Sciences are Atheists. By the way, Alister McGrath is a hack. He hasn't contributed to science for awhile. Instead, he wastes his time being a theologian and trying to debunk Dawkins. If I were Dawkins, I'd be extremely flattered at having someone so obsessed over my work.
2016-05-22 00:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was really awesome! i never thought that there can be romance in newton. well he is quiet a genius but our physics dept want us to solve problems which newton found to be challenging! with your love theory i will never forget the laws of motion and i can for once get 90% in my physics exam!
2007-08-18 19:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by arthi.a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so nice!!
i loved it
star for you!!
another law newton forgot to state-
" whenever you change the queue and go to the next one hoping it would be faster, the one you were in before starts speeding up- ALWAYS"
2007-08-17 19:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by AJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a Newton in Love-theory.
2007-08-17 21:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Devarat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!! after a long time i m seeing these laws interupted in a very diff form i ll star u as i laughed aftr a long time 2day on such a thing, thnks buddy..................
2007-08-18 05:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Priyanka Keswani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey u wrote very well.Not Newton
Its Risker in Romantic Mood.Star 4 u now give me 10 points(Best Answer)
2007-08-17 19:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thatzz pretty interesting! Good combination of brain and heart.
2007-08-18 23:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good interpretations dont teach this to your children ! or else your laws will start playing upon you !
2007-08-18 02:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by shivamat bhairav 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super cool man hey good very good take s star
2007-08-19 04:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Manan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r by far the most wonderful & the most funniest scientist i hav ever come across!
2007-08-18 06:15:26 · answer #11 · answered by aditi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋