A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,
he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding
a frying pan in hand.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy"
written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse
races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on."
The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.
Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he
is bonked on the head.
Man: "What's that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
2007-08-17 18:57:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Chris, I was laughing in the first line. Holding a frying pan,that is a very good ideal. Hahahahahahahaha That will teach him a good lesson.Don't have the horse call the house!!! Lol You get it... This is one of your better ones tonight Chris. Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-17 19:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2016-05-22 00:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-17 20:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 23:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-19 00:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ! This is funny !!! Star for my funny friend !
2007-08-17 19:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got the number of that horse ..... hold on let me see its... 555-fune good 1 chris i like it
2007-08-18 18:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-17 22:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonked!
I like it.
2007-08-17 20:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by anim8er2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. lucky that horse was not ringing the door bell . lol
2007-08-17 19:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋