Sorry I put this in the wrong category.....here it goes!
DEAF
A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?"
The doctor says, "Well, try to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is."
The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner?" He repeats this several times, until he's standing right next to her. Finally, she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we're having Pot Roast!"
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You can't answer your own question.
2007-08-17 18:51:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats funny! got any more? ;)
2007-08-17 18:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by iamme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats funny! Here's a star for you!
2007-08-17 18:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
If his wiffe told him he could play golf both days of the weekend (eg. an avid golfer), do you think he'd have trouble hearing her then??!!
2007-08-17 20:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get da joke but if the husband was really the one deaf well how did he hear the doctors instructions
2007-08-17 20:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by prettyboy jr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
technically eggs come from chickens, so its a pedophile, plus some incest. just wierd. but i liked the joke. = )
2016-05-22 00:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....that's great. The old man sounds like my mother.
2007-08-17 18:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, for the laugh. I really needed it. You are a life-saver.
2007-08-17 19:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!!! LOL!!!
2007-08-18 06:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!!
2007-08-17 20:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋