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He'd offer them some, of course!
)o( Blessed Be!

2007-08-17 18:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by whillow95 5 · 1 0

Multiply the drugs and distribute them to the cops. Everyone would be happy.

2007-08-17 18:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You should have asked that questions before the cops got you. Its called a preventive intervention.

2007-08-17 19:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by C.Thomas.H. 3 · 1 0

Jesus wouldn't be carrying drugs.

2007-08-17 19:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lovespell 2 · 0 0

Render unto Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar and Render unto God what belongs to God.The bible tell us to obey the laws of the land as opposed that God laws are to be obeyed first. Now God may bless you out that mess with drugs and it is possible but God will hear your heart desire and he blesses according to his will. Some people says that God is not in your mess but God does what he pleases and we are not to take his help for granted.

2007-08-17 19:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0 0

Trick question: Jesus rode a donkey, not a car.

2007-08-17 18:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

pay the fine or time and use it in his next sermon after rendering unto the DEA. better yet since Christ said there would come those who would surpass his deeds or who would do even greater things what would you do ...?

2007-08-17 19:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

Open up the back door.

2007-08-17 18:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by reelperspectiv 5 · 1 0

he would make them magically disappear, and then give the cops some water and turn it into coffee!

2007-08-17 18:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Coma White 5 · 4 1

I don't think Jesus would get himself into that position.

2007-08-17 18:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 0 2

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