The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few cans short of a six-pack.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
All foam, no beer.
As smart as bait.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawe.
A room temperature IQ.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
2007-08-17 18:38:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So what was the question?
2007-08-17 18:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there, I liked these, very good! I have copied and pasted them to my jokes file. One that I remember is: The lights are on but nobody's home.
We have a colleague at work that we 'affectionately' call 40 watts because he is not very bright lol!
2007-08-18 02:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. Here's a couple more you can add to your list:
A couple cards shy of a full deck.
A can shy of a six-pack.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
2007-08-18 02:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by My2cents 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As bright as a Twinke
As sharp as a bowling ball
Just plain STUPID
2007-08-18 01:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ringo the Monkey Boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not running on all four cylinders
when god offered them a brain they thought he said train and don't like speed so ask for a slow one
regards x kitti x
2007-08-18 01:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by misskitti7® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 07:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
2007-08-18 01:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by JIM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was so thick he stayed up all last night revising for a blood test...
2007-08-18 02:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
very good
I'll have to copy them
thx
2007-08-18 01:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If brains were black powder, he couldn't blow his nose.
2007-08-18 01:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋