What does the Bible say about cutting the blue wire or the yellow wire?

Question

I know the Bible has all the answers, and I'm really in a bind at the moment! Help!
-MacGuyver

ah so if you don't like the point being made, you resort to infantile name calling and violent wishes

that is so sandbox, not very Christian

Answer 1

It can't help you with the wire thing...sorry MacGuyver! BUT - It CAN be of use to you... You can wipe your bum with it if you sh!t yourself!

Answer 2

The answer to your question is simple if you cut the correct wire you live, if not your body dies but your Spirit lives either in Heaven or Hell. So the real question is are you ready for Heaven? If not then put down the wire cutters and walk away find a Believer and have them pray with you.

Answer 3

In the Old Testament, they used to cut, or circumcise, the blue and yellow wires. After Jesus came, that law was done away with. So, leave the wires alone, I say.

Answer 4

First: make sure your Saved!!! (Very Important Step)

Second: make the Sign of the Cross (helps if you've been a Catholic befor!).

Third: call mom and tell her Good-By and will see ya later!

Fourth: flip coin and cut the yellow wire--then Hang On!! (it's always the Other Wire that Stops it)

Answer 5

I don't think they had colored wires when the Bible was written. You'd have to ask this of Eliyahu Rips for a coded answer.

Answer 6

The Holy Bible contains the commandments of God given to Prophet Jesus. Making fun of it is very disrespectful and so also the writing (PBUH) after the name of any ordinary individual.

Answer 7

red wire never the yellow and the blue might short circuit

Answer 8

Nothing. I say cut the blue wire, but don't take my advice for it.... runs away.

Answer 9

good one Craig R.

try the Muslims bible, they're the ones blowing up everything and cutting off heads.

Answer 10

That thou doest, do quickly. -- John 13:27