The Bored Man
There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed. A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?"
"Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."
His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you know Paul McCartney?"
He says, "Sure, Paul's an old friend of mine. Here, I'll show you." He goes over to a phone, dials a number. His friend overhears a British accent, "Hey Ralph, how ya doing?"
He talks for a while, but when Ralph hangs up, his friend is not really sure that it was Paul McCartney on the other end of the line, so he asks him if he knows the president.Ralph says, "Sure, we go way back." This time he lets him listen in as he calls a private number. It sounds like the president on the other end of the line, and they go into a big discussion of the current economic scene, and Ralph offers a few suggestions. Drawing the conversation to a close, Ralph wishes him well and hangs up.
His friend is a little dumbfounded at this point. "Well, there must be someone that you don't know." He goes over a few more people in his mind, and thinks, 'He can't possibly know the Pope. After all, he's a Protestant.'
But Ralph claims to know him, so to convince himself otherwise, his friend desides to fly both himself and Ralph to the Vatican to get positive proof of Ralph's conviction.
So they arrive at the Vatican, and Ralph suggests that his friend wait out in the Papal square until Ralph has cleared things with the Pope. He's standing in the courtyard, when who walks out onto the balcony of the private residence, arm in arm with the Pope, but Ralph.
Ralph looks down, sees that his friend has apparently passed out, and runs down to see what can be done for him. "What happened to you? Couldn't you accept the fact that I really do know the Pope?"
"No, I'd begun to accept that possibility. But what really took my breath away was some stranger standing next to me who said, 'Who's that guy standing there with Ralph?'"
2007-08-17 18:03:48 · 11 answers · asked by baby _girl_06 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the funniest thing ever!! Don't listen to the people that said it was dumb! IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! Keep us posted on your funny jokes!
Luv,
fashionguru23
2007-08-17 18:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by vivα-lα-dαniα☮ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've sort of gone throught this, okayy here it goes. LEAVE HIM GIRL! he is not worth your time. If you are suppose to trust him and he doesnt trust you thats ****** up. and i can tell that he's just putting other girls before you, when you should be his top priority. You both need to balance it out and treat eachother like you want to be treated, you know what i mean. If you already tried talking to him a million times and he doesnt listen, then obviuously he's not gonna change. You need to find someone who will give you what you deserve. And with him always putting you down, he just wants to make himself feel good in that way. Dont let him treat you like this. I bet you are young and really pretty, so find someone who meets your standards, cause i know this boyfriend of yours doesnt. He's not the 1st boyfriend you've ever had, so why stick to him and make him your last :) Leave him and tell him that you deserve way better and since he hasnt made an effort to change then he wont ever be worth it. Who cares if you hurt him, he's always hurted you. and if you do leave him, dont talk **** or dont be telling everyone that your happy or relived or that your sadd. cause then that gives him more of an advantage to talk **** about you. :)
2016-04-02 03:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for those that dont get it the joke is that the strangger knew ralph but not the pope and if he was in the vatican you woud think he would know who the pope is
it is cheesy but its an ok joke
2007-08-17 18:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Emily D 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 8/10.
2007-08-17 23:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
should it not be who is that guy standing next to The Pope. thought that was how it went maybe got it wrong. funny though.
2007-08-17 18:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by darren m 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I already heard this one only the guy´s name was Skippy! Still it´s very good! One star for you!
2007-08-18 11:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't think it was that funny. One stranger doesn't know who the pope is?
Is that the joke?
2007-08-17 18:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cheesy but still funny i got a little chuckle so have a star!
2007-08-17 18:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, its a bit cheesy but I love it.
10/10
2007-08-17 18:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe i posted a similar joke to that, but anyway, heres a star...
2007-08-18 05:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋