God was talking to Adam and ask Adam which he wanted first,
the good news or the bad news.
Adam chose the good news.
God told him he had made something for him: it would never
wear out, it was warm and slick, it felt good, and would give
a tremendous amount of pleasure in his lifetime.
Adam said that is great and asked what could possibly be the
bad news.
God said that he put a woman in charge of it.
2007-08-17 17:04:52 · 5 answers · asked by I'M GONNA GO PLACES 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause
Ever notice how all of women�s problems start with men?
2007-08-17 17:09:43 · update #1
God asked Adam if there was anything he needed. Adam responded that he was very lonely. So God told Adam that he would create for him a partner, and not just any partner, but a loving and faithful companion. Someone who would always be there in his time of need and never trouble him. Someone who would give pleasure to his life and ask for nothing in return. This sounded wonderful to Adam and he asked God what this would cost him and God replied that it would cost him an arm and a leg. Adam pondered for a moment and replied, "What can I get for a rib?"
2007-08-17 17:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by nreep@sbcglobal.net 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've suffered from PMS, periodically in my marriage.....
P'utting up w/ M'ens S'tupidity.
My husband's fav, it a bumper sticker we saw once.....
Men are idiots.....
And I married the King!
(yeah, he's always saying he's the King)
Well, there's a motto for me...heh?....
My hsbnd says the 2nd 1.
Women's problems always begin w/ MEN.....
2007-08-18 08:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha yes men have always been womens problems except for the ones that presiate there woman.and yes i spelt that wrong but you get what i'm sayin or do you?
2007-08-18 00:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I do not understand the second part.
But the first part is really funny.
2007-08-18 00:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! Funny!
2007-08-18 06:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋