My husband (Rob Thorsman) is a little tipsy and just drew on my sleeping son's face with a magic marker. What wrath do you suggest I bring down upon him?
2007-08-17 16:53:21 · 23 answers · asked by whillow95 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boar's Heart: You are stirring him up!! He's trying to get the marker again!
Rob here: This treachery will not be soon forgotten, Boar's Heart!!! *is drunk*
Why did Odin make mead taste so good?
2007-08-17 18:04:20 · update #1
He's not related to the What-Should-I-Do-Retard by any chance, is he?
2007-08-17 17:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I suggest using the magic marker to draw big skull and crossbones tattoos on your son while you're at it. Trust me, he'll love it when he wakes up. :-)
As for Rob, the bikini wax suggestion is just too funny NOT to do.
2007-08-18 00:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorite is to wait for him to fall asleep, get a pan of warm water and put his hand into it. Just wait for him to pee his pants and then bring your son in to witness the big baby, peeing the bed. LOL
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-18 00:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This sounds just like something my husband would do to our son!! LOL! I can relate.
As far as getting him back....I'm not real good with that stuff. I think I'd wait til he was asleep and then let my son write all over his Dad.
Good luck!
2007-08-18 02:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by T_Rae 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You and your son can wait for the next time you go to the mall or grocery and stick a Hello, I'm stupid sign on his back. Try not laugh as he walks through the store.
2007-08-18 00:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by sophiasgr8 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
while he is sleeping, make a thick paste of flour and water and cover his hair or feet with it. let it dry and get all nasty. a little taste of the medicne - so to speak. this is one funny thing to do, tho.
OOOORRRRR - if he is really drunk, put makeup on him and take some pictures for your son. the makeup will wash off and your son will howl with laughter.
2007-08-18 00:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't figure it is your place to bring down wrath... your son, on the other hand, may have a few things to say. His wrath is justified and your husband should be gracious and let the wronged one express himself.
2007-08-18 00:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
You really should warn me before you do that! ~ i nearly choked on my cup of daminia tea!
I suggest shaving his eyebrows off while he is sleeping later or better still use the same pen to turn him into a drag queen~
YOU CAN BLAME ME IF YOU WANT!!
~A~
2007-08-18 00:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, is the son a teenager, or a child?
if he is a teenager it is just male bonding. and he will get him back.
if he is a child....
put some bikini wax on his a** crack tonight and 5 minutes before the alarm goes off in the morning, rip it off....
2007-08-18 00:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make him wear pink nail polish in public for a week. That should go over great in Kentucky!
2007-08-18 00:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
God has a sense of humor.
Tomorrow hand the husband a bar of soap and a clean rag.
2007-08-17 23:59:46 · answer #11 · answered by ya-who 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋