Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Tammy says "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly
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"What the hell were you thinking?" she said,
Shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
2007-08-17 16:45:33 · 16 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha gotta call my Dad and tell him this joke.... LOL my dad will tall my uncle and my uncle will tell my Aunt...Shes a Bitc*.
2007-08-17 16:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Paula 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Booze and smoke...under no circumstances recommendations. I forgot, keep away from the smoke. Umm, i might like some ice cream. i might additionally like some beautiful shorts and tops for this Gawd undesirable warmth. i'm presently sitting bare as I type this. i'm kidding...So what's the plan for the day? that's rather chatting actual now, and that i'm so busted yet it incredibly is okay. i'm feeling rebellious this morning.
2016-10-10 11:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 23:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha star
2007-08-17 16:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by albaholic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooo old. Funny,but old.
2007-08-17 16:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that is hilarious! Star for you.
2007-08-17 16:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so cute as cute as you.
i really love it.
thanks for cheering my day.
love you.
2007-08-17 19:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by mfirdaus_saberi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say YES!
2007-08-17 16:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-17 16:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by amber 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha I get it!
2007-08-17 16:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋