Best answer wins a chimp skinned thong.
2007-08-17 16:35:05 · 21 answers · asked by Britsruletheworld 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I do hope you are kidding.
2007-08-18 05:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by jjbetz@swbell.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
In those cases they measure the skidmarks on the seat that were left before his face and his skidmark maker crashed through the windshield.
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You can keep the thong, please!
2007-08-17 23:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Simple...they turn their attention to the skidmarks that were left by rubber tires on pavement.
I'll pass on the thong.
EMT
2007-08-18 04:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends, was it on the yellow brick road, or on the Hershey highway? It's best to give the thong to the driver and help your fellow American! God bless us.....
2007-08-18 00:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by zoman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, hopefully he wasn't wearing pants because a woman was busy doing something when he crashed.
2007-08-17 23:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cable Dude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They just weigh up the evidence left at the scene.
2007-08-18 04:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the next step is to wring out the driver's socks.
2007-08-17 23:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by CincyCat 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, you can come up with the funniest things,mmmmmmmmmmmm , let think, well I think poo would be all over the car, and the colour would be brown or green,
Thanks for the laugh
2007-08-18 07:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing precludes investigation, if it is complained about the 'skidmarks' of 'it' with 'strong evidence[ of the 'sweet vengence'.
2007-08-18 00:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by leonardo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they get them off the seat
2007-08-17 23:42:48 · answer #10 · answered by mmdjaajl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We measure the yellow stripe down your back, you pansie (it's quite the distance mate).
2007-08-18 00:27:08 · answer #11 · answered by Matt 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋