Do those things really work?
2007-08-17 15:31:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't listen to the doubters - your soul will be bathed in light!
2007-08-17 15:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what will happen to your soul, but I know first hand what happens when you stick Spam in an Easy Bake Oven. It's not a pretty sight.
2007-08-17 22:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Gypsy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Slice it up first and serve with rice pilaf and some lemon wedges. Everybody loves baked fillet of soul. peace
2007-08-17 22:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hos 7:1 When I would have healed Israel, then the iniquity of Ephraim was discovered, and the wickedness of Samaria: for they commit falsehood; and the thief cometh in, and the troop of robbers spoileth without.
Hos 7:2 And they consider not in their hearts that I remember all their wickedness: now their own doings have beset them about; they are before my face.
Hos 7:3 They make the king glad with their wickedness, and the princes with their lies.
Hos 7:4 They are all adulterers, as an oven heated by the baker, who ceaseth from raising after he hath kneaded the dough, until it be leavened.
Hos 7:5 In the day of our king the princes have made him sick with bottles of wine; he stretched out his hand with scorners.
Hos 7:6 For they have made ready their heart like an oven, whiles they lie in wait: their baker sleepeth all the night; in the morning it burneth as a flaming fire.
Hos 7:7 They are all hot as an oven, and have devoured their judges; all their kings are fallen: there is none among them that calleth unto me.
Hos 7:8 Ephraim, he hath mixed himself among the people; Ephraim is a cake not turned.
Scripture has the answer to EVERYTHING.
2007-08-17 22:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by witnessnbr1 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
It comes out a crispy golden brown. Just add some frosting and... deeeeeeeelicious!
2007-08-17 22:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by darrcraven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you just smoke some weed?
Good for you.
2007-08-17 22:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are thinking like the christian god....burn people or souls forever!!!
2007-08-17 22:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you will see the light but that's about all
2007-08-17 22:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try your hand first and let me know.
2007-08-17 22:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont leave it in there to long it will burn
2007-08-17 22:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by nicole t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋