Joke: For All Those Dirty Minds ...
These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...
I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down, and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.
Now I ride on escalators all the time.
I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.
And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.
I squeezed it gently at first,
then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it
I moved it towards my lips.
It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth
and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience.
The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.
They were both round and firm.
There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one
and twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.
It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.
It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.
MORAL???
It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.
2007-08-17 15:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by rnrlovin 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Long but pretty good. 8/10.
2007-08-17 15:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Mind Jokes
2016-10-05 05:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Joke: For All Those Dirty Minds ...?
Joke: For All Those Dirty Minds ...
These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...
I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I...
2015-08-07 16:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oreo Jokes
2016-12-16 09:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by ferraro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these weren't really jokes, and it was really long and i didn't know jokes had morals...butit kept my attn and it's not like i'm in a hurry...so...idk what i'm saying
2007-08-17 15:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kurious1 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was great. i gave you a star. hahaha! that was really good. lol i guess we all have sick minds.
2007-08-17 15:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are so right. those jokes were pretty funny.
2007-08-17 15:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by bonnieh1964 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, great moral. I loved them all. ^_^
2007-08-17 16:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was long. But o.k.
2007-08-17 15:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by notthatagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FANTASTIC...have a star...beam me up ma
2007-08-17 15:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by eb_guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋