I guy falls madly in love with this woman and they start dating. Things are going great but there's one problem, he's got a wooden leg and doesn't know how to break it to her. He's terrified of being rejected by her so he keeps it a secret and never takes things to far when they make out. Finally they get married and head out on their honeymoon and when they're in bed with the lights off he finally says, "honey I have a big surprise for you" and he puts her hand on his wooden leg.
"My, that is a surprise", she responds, and adds, "well pass the vaseline and we'll see what we can do."
2007-08-17 14:51:47 · 7 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFO!!!! that was so funny. I am going to use that when my friend gets married next week...
Keep those jokes coming..
I give you
more then a 10!!!!
2007-08-17 15:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then... I feel like this is a story with no ending. Did she get splinters?
2007-08-17 22:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! 10! Funny!
2007-08-17 21:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! That's hilarious, and brightened my day. =)
2007-08-17 22:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) that's a good one!
2007-08-17 22:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by redlily_712 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny lol.
2007-08-17 22:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Deerich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is ok :)
2007-08-17 22:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋