A magician was driving down the road...then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-deer.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Funny, I smell carrots too."
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
This last one (no offense to women):
What do you do when your wife's staggering?
Shoot her again.
2007-08-17 13:42:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thers are all Brillant! Im going to use some of them tonight when i go out!! Thanks. LOL and i like how u said no offense to women, too, very classy! :)
2007-08-17 13:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by MakeAmyUp! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
humorous, wonderful, hilarious? Are you human beings infants? you're in trouble-free terms sucking up for the aspects. None of those are humorous. M&M come clean, you isn't waiting to have confidence any of those are humorous. possibly in 0.33 grade yet no longer in this communicate board.
2016-10-10 11:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 100!
2007-08-17 13:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, brilliant, hilarious? Are you people children? You're just sucking up for the points. None of those are funny. M&M come clean, you can't believe any of those are humorous. Maybe in 3rd grade but not in this forum.
2007-08-17 14:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Those were briliant one liners! Good job...
Cheers
2007-08-17 13:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarious
2007-08-17 13:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funnnyyy. Love it. :D
2007-08-17 13:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋