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My hubby just asked me to ask this Q...

Why doesn't one need to fart all day long... but when one makes wodhoo... the fart shows up?!

lol... it kinda makes me laugh :D

2007-08-17 12:43:33 · 10 answers · asked by Samantha 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

rofl. so funny, so true





a little off the subject but one time my husband was praying and went he went into ruku his pants ribbed up the butt seam. haha I was in the room when it happened. It was so quiet and then I heard 'rriiiiiiipp'. I had the hardest time containing my laughter so as not to disturb him.

2007-08-17 13:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 · 3 0

Salamu alaykum, I am a revert to Islam and at the start I also found it quite hard when I was first learning surahs in order to make salat. What I did to start me off, was I used to just write down exactly what I had to say (including the actions) on a piece of paper, and I put it on the top of my prayer mat, that really helped alot alhamdulile. Some people say that you cannot read whilst praying, but I really cannot think of any other way of effectively learning how to make salat, but Allah knows what is in your heart and what your intentions are. Once I did that, I went to a website and I downloaded an online prayer simulator, which takes you through all the 'how - to' steps of salat using visuals and audio. There is a simple pause and rewind button that helps when you want to practice and recite as you listen. As well as that, it also has some of the shortest surahs in audio with transliteration, that will really be of help to you inshaAllah. Using that simulator really helped with my pronunciation of surahs, just to make sure that I was saying everything correct. Actually using this simulator, I learnt and memorized a whole surah in 2 days alhamdulile (pretty amazing seeing that it took me nearly over a month to memorize al-fatiha mashaAllah). Most of all be patient with your learning, always ask Allah to accept your prayers, and to help you perfect them. Salam

2016-05-21 23:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by felecia 3 · 0 0

Cos the anus is the way of exit for satan the accursed and other bad spirits or energy. It enters our body through our feet for adults, and leaves our system through the anus. That's why in Muslim Asia its a practice for some that every time we reach home the first thing we wash is our feet.

When we take wudhu, we are in a ritually clean condition and as nur, ie light enters or envelopes us, this positive energy naturally drives out whatever bad energy field that might have entered us or any 'wind' that is within our bodily system, and that's why we fart wallahu a'lam and Allah knows best.

Having wudhu continously as far as possible is one way to be sure that we are constantly in Divine Care.

2007-08-17 18:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

LOL, it's funny!
We don't care our fart or not when we don't make wodhoo,
that's why we think we don't, but we just don't feel our fart

2007-08-17 13:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by marhama 6 · 3 0

LoL subconscious withholding...

I guess all the eternal organs know it's time to pray so
they wish to cleanse themselves...

umm, wow lol

Give your husband a pat on the back , this was funny

2007-08-17 12:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by ۩MoonLit Muslima۩ 5 · 5 0

give my regards to your hubby n tell him that's the way it is ;)

2007-08-19 11:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think it's funny. It's Shayitan who makes one not remember if they have prayed or made Wudu.

2007-08-17 13:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

its the shaytan that somtimes makes you feel in doubt if u have wudu or not

2007-08-17 12:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

ROFL That's SOOOOOOO true! :-)

2007-08-17 12:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ terry g ♥ 7 · 2 0

ROTFL.......................

2007-08-17 12:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by Sassafrass 6 · 3 0

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