2007-08-17 12:39:16 · 25 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What happens if you get a paper-cut from a get well card?
2007-08-17 12:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In hell you'd only call the fire department if you need a fire restarted!
2007-08-17 21:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Hell, the fire department has been subcontracted to FEMA.
They will arrive in 4 short years with charcoal briquettes and lighter fluid.
2007-08-17 19:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What?!!! Are you calling the fire department the "God killers?" Because the Bible says the fire is God.
"For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire." Deuteronomy 4:24
2007-08-18 00:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by AsiaWired 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you for some reason end up in hell, the fire department can't come to your rescue.
2007-08-17 19:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you're on your cell then it's first routed to the highway patrol dispatch then you're on hold for 20 minutes.
and the fire department would need lots of reinforcements to put out that fire down below.
2007-08-17 19:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by pissdownsatansback 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You cant call the fire department because you'll be stuck in an ocean of fire.
2007-08-17 19:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hell is here right on earth so make your emerency call to your fire dept.
2007-08-17 20:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Hmmm... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, in that case clearly your fire has gone out and you are calling them with their fire spraying hose to fix it.
2007-08-17 19:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You get a busy signal and the temperature goes up 30 degrees.
2007-08-17 19:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋