Would you like to see a picture of the Cookie Goddess and her boobies?

Question

Lying on my side, mind you:

:-D-3-<

Aren't I CUTE?!?

Now, really, I have a very religiously spiritual question. If religion was a food, what would Christianity, Judaism, Wicca, Paganism, and Muslim be? How about atheism and agnosticism? This is VERY IMPORTANT as I am doing a study on comparative cuisine in religion for the NATO Peace Hearings, which will begin next Friday.

Thank you for taking this question seriously and putting your BEST thought into it!

Answer 1

That's hot! Can I keep this picture? Um... just for... you know... art's sake?

[Edit] *Frames picture and hangs it on the wall. Sits and stares, glassy eyed and slack jawed.*

I'm sorry, you HAD a question? Oh, yeah! Food! Religion's like a cookie. It can offer pleasant variety and a break from overbearing substance--but as a sole diet (or is that "soul" diet?) will cause problems and make you sick.

Atheists would be the equivalent of the health-obsessed in this situation, sticking to functional foods like tuna, chicken, fruits and veggies (NO sour cream on that potato, thank you very much). We'd be strictly food pyramid. FDA approved.

Of course, dearie, that would be IF religion were food. *Snatches cookie, tosses it in air, and catches it in mouth*

Answer 2

Hmm... cookies... boobies? Cookies. Boobies. Cookies? Nah, boobies. Darn, cookies. No, boobies. Wait, I want cookies anyway. ;)

As to answer your question:
Christianity - a big bowl of plain meat stew that has been left outside for too long and is starting to stink
Judaism - a dried out loaf of bread
Wicca - a big huge sundae with a lot of cream, sprinkles, wafers, chocolate sauce, all flashy and colorful and full of empty calories
Paganism - which one? Wicca is pagan also. Celtic paganism would be some dish of herbs and seeds, asatru would be a roast boar and a horn of mead, slavic would be a dish of buckwheat zgantsi with milk, or maybe vodka, Greek would be a cornucopia of assorted fruit, grapes and wine...

and Muslim - a red hot curry

Answer 3

Hmmm...I can't look at naked goddesses, bein' as how I'm married! But this IS an interesting question! Here goes:

-Christianity must be split into at least 2 groups:

Catholicism: tastes like wine, if you're a priest, or Holy Wafers for the rest, and btw, smells like Frankincense!

Protestantism tastes like a tuna sandwich w/too much mayo on Wonder bread, with Tang on the side.

- Judaism USUALLY tastes like Nova Scotia lox on an onion bagel *drool*!, or Knadelach. If it's Passover, then it tastes like badly cooked chicken and raw horseradish.

- Islam tastes like figs.

- Wicca tastes like oats, barley and chamomile.

- Paganism tastes like wheat grass sprouts & old apples.

- Atheism tastes like ice cold seltzer on a hot day.

- Agnosticism tastes like overcooked bread, but still edible.

I could explain these, maybe, but guessing is more fun!

Answer 4

Christianity would be Milk as Christians tend to see things as Black or White and prefer the white to the black.

Judaism would be Soda Crackers as they hold to the concept of unleavened bread and Matzo is very close to tasting and haveing the texture of a Soda Cracker

Wicca would be cookies with M&M's in them as Wiccans tend to be accepting of peoples of ALL creeds and colors.

Pagans would be the Meat and potaoes of the meal because ALL religions developed from the basic forms of paganism.

And Islam would be the gravy over everything becuae they seek to cover the entire world with their Faith.


Hope this helps, cookie monster. LOL

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 5

Atheism = the English Boiled Dinner
Agnostism = Pot Roast with Roasted Rosemary Potatoes
Christianity = Roast Stuffed Trussed Turkey w/heavenly gravy
Paganism = Sushi
Judaism = Apples

You are cute, dammit, now I can't remember the one for Wicca...

Wicca = Salad

Answer 6

Oh this is good! Nice boobies too.
Christianity -Chicken bones. Easy to choke on.
Judaism - Sheep. They like wool (to pull over your eyes)
Wicca -the Best salads in the world! Anything home made. Its pure.
Paganism -anything and everything. We're open
Muslim - Billy goats. They have a thing for rammin yer a**
Atheists - Christians. They are food, ya know. They eat them all the time. You are what you eat!
Agnotics - Ugli Fruit. No one knows what it is.

I'm kinds hungry now, aren't you?

Blessed Be

Answer 7

Lookin' nice!

Ok, food.
Xtianity would be Angel Cake, devilled.
Judaism would be Gefillte Fish, kosher.
Wicca would be cakes and ale, au naturel.
Paganism would be beer ... and some more beer, out of a keg.
Muslim faith would be grilled lamb, on a spit.

Answer 8

I'm sure your boobies look like two lovely round cookies with a chocolate chip smack dab in the middle. Yummmy, I'm jealous.

Ok, answering your question.....Let's see....
Xianity: Baby back ribs, looks nice may even taste great, but gives you mud butt in the middle of the night.
thats all I got sry, not in a very creative mood, hopefully someone else can give you more.

Answer 9

hahahaha!!

psshhh thats nothing, do you know how many boobies felines have?? EIGHT!!

as for religions, they all stink; not only do they resemble vegetables, they dont even have boobies!!!

and atheism and agnosticism- they give me the impression of a meager-portioned meal, kitty needs more food....it takes a lot of material to produce milk for eight perky nipples;)

Answer 10

Christianity-Whole pig on a stake roasted over an open fire

Judaism-1000 year old eggs

Muslim-Baby goat(kid)for Muhammed(we know he likes kids)

Pagan-Blood sausage

Wicca-Vegan wheat germ shake


For your project I am a chef, if you show me your bbobies I can help you with it.