what's the difference between a bloke & childbirth?
one can be terribly painful & sometimes unbearable while the other is only having a baby.
what's the difference between a bloke & a computer?
you only have to punch the information into a computer once.
what's the difference between a bloke & a piece of cheese?
cheese matures.
what's the difference between 'match of the day' & the toilet?
a bloke will never miss 'match of the day'
what's the difference between a new husband & a new dog?
after a year the dog is still excited to see you.
if blokes had PMS, what would happen?
1. the government would allocate funds to study it
2. cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability
3. there would be a bank holiday every 28 days
4. all of the above
2007-08-17 12:06:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you Miss Tricky or Mrs Tricky?
2007-08-17 12:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - I like it I like it a lot! I agree with all those statements, I have to remind my hubby all the time to do something (and he quite often forgets) and look, my computer remembers me every day! My dog is always excited to see me, and I love mature Cheddar!
Don't even get me started on Childbirth!
2007-08-17 12:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry... I am a Christian and I'm embarrassed by your question... really??? Bob Dylan... If you said Obama did... then maybe people would've believed you... And Kanye West??? If I were the devil, I would be embarrased to be associated with Kanye... even Obama thinks he's an idiot! (By the way... you can't sell your soul to the devil... it's not yours to sell... it already belongs to him until you decide to follow Jesus)
2016-05-21 23:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by devona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immortal popularity achieved babe!!
Have a good weekend!!
Back sunday
babyblue x x
2007-08-17 12:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL, here have a star, they're all so true especially the Match of the day one.
2007-08-17 12:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by louloubelle2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 13:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a bloke, I have to say....
Every one a gem!!! lol
2007-08-17 12:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Immortal popularity achieved.!!!
Funny so 10/10 again.!!!
2007-08-17 19:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll refrain
you'll be miserable next week.
i almost refrained.
2007-08-17 12:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
male PMS ha ha ha have a star
2007-08-17 12:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋