!"A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage, when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.
He grabs her, yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend visits her the next day and asked, "Are you hurt?"
She replied, "Of course I'm hurt; He hasn't called! He hasn't written.
2007-08-17 11:33:58 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in pain cal?
what have i missed?
not trolled thru everything yet.
no offence meant ok?
x x
2007-08-17 11:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've heard it a bit different. There were 2 at the zoo!
The next day at the hospital #2 ask, Essie darlin' are ya hurt? She says You Dang right I'm hurt! That SOB ain't called, ain't come by, ain't sent no flippin' flowers! "You Dang right I'm hurt!" LOL A Great Joke!!
2007-08-17 18:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's happened to me before, and I can tell you that they're better than a lot of men.
Mine did call and before I knew it, we were getting married.
I've since given birth to 12 baby baboons.
2007-08-18 06:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-17 22:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 20:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A languid interrupt,
2007-08-17 18:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. Just goes to show no matter what the species males are all the same!!!
:-)))
2007-08-17 18:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a laugh all the ttime girl heres your star
2007-08-18 05:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i aint taking my missus to the zoo lmao.a star
2007-08-17 19:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa nice one calam, having a giggle!!
Night Night babe, hope you have a pain free weekend
luv bb xx
2007-08-17 19:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋