...and I am here to finish the job by melting them completely.
We cannot comprehend God's reasoning
The atheists are guilty of treasoning
Satan will put on the seasoning
When they're roasting in Hell
We must have faith
We are the human race
Atheists bring disgrace
To God's kindgom
God's son gives us the free gift
God's son's name is Jesus
My heart is in pieces
Hoo hah parade
Beams of persecution
Excellent execution
God rules the world
I don't know if you've heard
The endtimes are upon us
Repent of your sins
The end of the world
Dying priceless priests
Symbolic Jew screen
How can the world be so
Trustworthy of villains?
Magnificent towers of Jesus
Colorful fountain of forgiveness
I only have a question for the demon
Hardly a piece of peace
Quintessential beast of Hell
Essential roast beef bell
For whom the bell tolls
So exciting getting happy
Going around rejoicing
I tell you Jesus loves you
Jesus loves you
Be with Christ
Jesus Jesus
2007-08-17 11:33:16 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In the nest
In the nest crest
Jesus
Lusting for the afterlife
Bountiful Angel
Yes Jesus Yes Jesus
No Satan No Satan No Satan
My eyes are on Jesus
Look at Jesus
Look at Him
Jesus Yes Jesus Jesus
2007-08-17 11:34:55 · update #1
Don't quit your day job!
With poetry like that even Jesus thinks you're a tool!
2007-08-17 11:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
Nice picture of the Divine Mercy, I like the more colorful ones though. One last thing... I wouldn't say my heart is "cold"... the Buddha's very specific on the virtue of altruism, compassion and such, so I work very hard to be as best as I can at all of the above... I'm not perfect but you get the idea.
_()_
2007-08-17 11:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever man.Your no better or worse than anyone else. Including atheists. So stop with guilt tripping everyone. You contribute to the reason people like me don't go to church. It's not because I don't believe. It's because I don't want to hear about how I'm going to burn in hell for everything I think and do. I love God and he loves me and I don't have to go to church all day and night or give all my money to a church for me to know it. Leave the judging up to God.
2007-08-17 11:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Stoner Jenn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha, this is great! I particularly like the line "Essential roast beef bell!" This is the funniest poem I've read. I particularly like the idea that the peaceful, forgiving Christian religion is suggesting that atheists should be cooked (with Satan's salt and pepper)!
Great satire, I hope to read more!
2007-08-17 11:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by eV 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well.. i am not an atheist, and i didnt even finish reading that because it seems boring, but i just thought i'd let you know that YOU HAVE TO RESPECT OTHER'S DECISIONS.
Also that you need to grow up and get a freaking life! And.. God wouldnt want you judging people would he?
2007-08-17 11:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treasoning?? Fot the wuck? There's no treason here, ding dong. If anyone is guilty of treason against the human species it is clearly theists with their constant hindering of scientific progress and meddling in politics.
2007-08-17 11:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought your poem was swell
About how we're all going to hell.
What a thing to tell
People.
It really isn't up to -you-
To decide exactly who
Will go to hell and who will not.
It's God's decision, maybe you forgot.
I believe what seems to be
Reasonable to me.
But tell me, with beliefs do -you-
Only believe what others tell you to?
I think your ideas are really crazy.
The things you say are really a crime.
I'd write more but I'm too lazy.
And also running out of time.
2007-08-17 11:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hold on a second, you said in the first line that you cannot comprehend god's reasoning. If you cannot comprehend it, how can you possibly follow it? If you cannot comprehend your god, how can you possibly follow him? I'm not asking for evidence, I'm asking for how to define your god. Without that definition, I do not know what I am following and what I am giving my life to.
2007-08-17 11:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by loser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maynard's poem is better:
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you..
like me,
like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
2007-08-17 11:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, I agree with you on the 2.
2007-08-17 11:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OKAY!!!
hardly melting - quite a frosty reception you are giving us here, Your gonna freeze those hearts solid
2007-08-17 12:30:42 · answer #11 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋