owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."
The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."
So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in."
The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."
2007-08-17 11:22:26 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, I'll have to remember that one...
2007-08-17 11:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 13:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
Cheers for the laughs!!
10/10
2007-08-23 09:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard it before...it ended up as a blonde mistaken the porch for porsche..and she painted the car!
2007-08-25 03:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hobo's gonna get his **** kicked methinks!
Oh, did I mention I gave you a star? No? Well, I gave you a star! Enjoy!
2007-08-17 12:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! He painted his car instead of the porch.
2007-08-17 11:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol havent heard that one before heres a star 4 u
2007-08-25 06:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by the happy bouncy one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard the same joke in many different versions... such as blonde, hobo etc. but its still funny
2007-08-17 11:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by rock*star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good you made me smile after along hard day,So a star te yeah.
2007-08-17 11:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i must be slow today as it took me a bit of time to get that joke.
it was a good one though
2007-08-25 01:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-08-17 11:30:17 · answer #11 · answered by ☆Zestee☆ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋