An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. The old sailor asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
2007-08-17 10:45:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laughed liked it
2007-08-17 11:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
knot good for his ego lmao a star
2007-08-17 19:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knot bad
2007-08-17 19:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by brineet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, here's you a star
2007-08-17 17:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by ms chip dog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Star 4 u
2007-08-17 18:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLn star 4 u.
2007-08-17 18:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 20:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one....pretty good. Star for you.
2007-08-17 17:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by bigdaddy_x8 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10 for the laugh.!!!
2007-08-18 02:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha star for you that one was good...
cheers
2007-08-17 18:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
quality No8
best tonight should be No1
2007-08-17 17:50:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋