Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
2007-08-17 10:28:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not as good as your docks No8
2007-08-17 10:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha !! If only everything in life was that simple! The innocent mind of a child.... my nephew got a hold of a box of tampons and emptied them into his bath. When he saw what happened he asked if they were the same as his sea monkeys... bizarre!!
2007-08-17 10:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Outsider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friday night giggle cheers
2007-08-17 11:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An example of lateral thinking. Pretty funny.
2007-08-17 10:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehee
Reminds me of a joke. Two pads are floating along when they see two tampons come floating along. One pad says to the other "Should we say hello to those two?" The other pad says "Naw, they're stuck up twats!"
2007-08-17 10:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 13:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very nice...
And that's probably a true story...The innocence of childhood always amuses me.
2007-08-17 10:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...I had to read it twice being a guy. Need to find someone to tell that to tonight. Kudos!
2007-08-17 10:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats a goodie have a star
2007-08-17 10:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥P u S s y CaT♥ஐ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something that could be a true story to me.
2007-08-17 10:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Iceeyesbaby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋