There were three salesman, one whom stuttered badly who sold Bibles. The manager asked them how many Bibles each had sold that month. The smooth talking salesman said "Twenty Bibles!" The fast talking salesman said "Thirty Bibles!" the stuttering salesman said "F-F-FFour H-H-HHundred B-B-Bibles!" The manger was amazed at the man's success. He asked to hear each man's sales pitch so they could learn from one another. The smooth talking salesman said "If a woman answered the door I asked if her mother was home, and then showed her the fine beautiful leather binding, but in no way is it as beautiful as the lady herself. "Charming" said the manager. The fast talking salesman said "I have here the best selling book in the world, every home should have one, I sold one to each and every house on the street, and do you want to be the only home without one, I don't think so" Then he asked the stuttering salesman. He replied "W-W-Would y-y-you like to b-b-b-buy a B-B-Bible, or d-d-do y-y-you
2007-08-17 09:41:27 · 5 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
W-W-Want M-M-Me t-t-to j-j-ust r-r-r-read it t-t-to y-y-you?"
2007-08-17 09:42:49 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 13:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Brilliant =]
2007-08-17 17:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-17 16:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel of the Cats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one. :D
2007-08-17 16:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Indeed now that's a LOL!!!!!!
2007-08-17 16:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋