A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career hs has saved hundreds of foreskins as momentos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir.
He takes is specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet.
'All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet'? exclaims the surgeon.
The leathersmith replies 'Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase'.
2007-08-17 09:06:50 · 22 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT'S MY JOKE!!! It's my favourite joke and I thought no=one else knew it!!!
Star for you for being cool ;-)
2007-08-17 09:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-17 09:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with you completely! Either make them both legal, or both illegal. It would be very interesting in seeing how something like that were to go through the court system. I don't have an issue with adult males being circumcised at their own will; we pierce, tattoo, pickle our bodies all the time- why should this be different? As long as my premiums for universal healthcare don't pay for it, I couldn't care less. It's with infants i have a problem with. It's his damn body! The "looks better", "matches the father", "easier to clean" "safer from STDs" is all crap: Looks better: Like you said, that's subject to opinion. Matches the father: OH GREAT! The father was beaten with a belt as a child too! Wanna have your son re-live THAT pain too? Easier to clean: Bugger off. Get off you lazy *** and clean your kid! And teach him good hygiene when he's old enough. It wasn't hard for me to grasp. Safer: If there is apparently no undisputed scientific fact out there that proves I didn't choose to be gay, I refuse to believe that there's undisputed scientific proof that says that cut men are more resilient to STDs. Now on to religion: My best friend is jewish and is quite proud of his cut penis. In fact it's sometimes part of his opening line when he meet's someone new. My friend has always been sensitive about his religion (even though he's reform and basically non-practicing) to the point where if you don't agree with any certain part of his religion, he gets defensive. I used to say that it was fine to do it for religious reasons, but then I thought... wait. There are other religions and cultures that require female circumcisions- those cultures exist here in Canada and the US, yet FGM is illegal. So what's with the double standard? Don't compare the severity; they're both barbaric unnecessary operations- WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? The same friend's girlfriend plans on having her kids cut. Why? "It's cleaner. Oh he won't remember it." This girl is a HUGE hypocrite. Why? She's pro-life to the highest degree- to almost the level of Palin's pro-life stance. Ok.. Child's rights, bla bla bla... Now what about when the child is born? Where are his rights then? With all due respect to everyone who practices a faith of some kind, I say to hell with religious, traditional, or cultural reasons. Outlaw infant circumcision for BOTH genders or make both legal.
2016-04-01 20:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nooooooo! you went there.
go post this under the Men's Health section.
2007-08-17 09:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can keep your hands off my wallet thats for sure!
2007-08-17 10:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-08-17 09:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic very good lol
have a *
2007-08-17 09:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that one was funny, but dirty!
And just a teensy bit queer. :]
2007-08-17 10:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smutty but funny
2007-08-17 09:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one! lol
2007-08-17 09:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋