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Thank you for everything, all of your love for USA, and your struggles to show us that love. Bless yall.


A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The old Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to
buy a tie? They are only $5.

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I
need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

The old jewish man replied, "OK, it does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I
am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for
about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later, the Taliban staggered back to the old Jewish man, and with just enough energy he said.........

"Your blanking brother won't let me in without a tie!"

2007-08-17 08:26:22 · 14 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Politics & Government Military

14 answers

Thank you for laugh, I really needed one today and you did the trick.

2007-08-17 10:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

10 out of 10 Bro.

2007-08-17 08:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by conranger1 7 · 3 0

Thats great...lol

2007-08-17 08:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 4 · 3 1

lol yup that is a good one

2007-08-17 08:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Candie137 5 · 3 0

Thank you that was great

2007-08-17 10:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by Shannon R 3 · 2 0

Good one =)

2007-08-17 08:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

you get one HA

2007-08-17 08:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by LAVADOG 5 · 8 0

ha ha nice story good work..

2007-08-17 08:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

thats pretty good.

2007-08-17 09:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

ain't it nice when everyone is nice!

2007-08-17 08:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by tom the plumber 3 · 3 0

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