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Logic by Scatterbrain

Stop, look, listen, learn; your lessons have begun.
O.K. school's in session-lesson #1,
Inductive, deductive reasoning and thought.
It's called logic, are you ready to be taught?
It won't take long, you can't go wrong.
Use it and you're always right,
And don't forget that right is might
Shall we move along?
If a is b, and b is c, then a is c. See?
It's really easy, here we go,
For example, here's some samples; we'll start slow:
>From war comes peace-Peace is good.
Therefore war is good.
Let's try another;
Johnny blew his head off-Johnny listened to metal.
Therefore metal killed Johnny.
That's logical, it's settled.
Take it from me, now here's the key;
Shape the truth to fit your ends,
Take the facts then twist and bend to your morality.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all.
Stop, look, listen, learn; isn't logic fun?

2007-08-17 08:17:23 · 4 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

O.K. one more thing, memorize this one;
You're always right-They disagree.
Therefor they are wrong. See?
It works for them, it works for me,
Can work for you I guarantee.
Easy as a, b, d or 1 and 1 is 3.
Makes a lot of sense to me,
Solve any problems that you see-Got it? Good!
Shape the truth to fit you ends,
Take the facts, then twist and bend.
Use it and your always right,
And don't forget that right is might-It works
I guarantee!
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all.
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at all

2007-08-17 08:17:46 · update #1

4 answers

The a=b, b=c therefore a+c IS logical, it is undisputed and objective. The REST of the arguments are ILLIGICAL because the statements are SUBJECTIVE, based only on opiniion and not actual fact. Therefore are NOT logic.

Raji the Green Witch

2007-08-17 14:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 0 0

Wait wait wait, I'm getting vibes from the beyond about how to logically answer that falsity-filled question.....

2016-05-21 21:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by jerrie 3 · 0 0

YOu are a poet and dont know it. hahahaha SInce Iknow you do believe in Jesus, let me only say this. I am not good with limericks and rhymes. But I see you speak of God in this , tho few will see it.
Its onlyl Gods logic that matters. PPL can twist His words to mean anthing they want and they do it all the time, even in most churches. God says obey me, and chures teach no thats not still truth or we cant do it. But God commanded it, and He never changed it. Logical. ??? NO, but it is truth that is taught just the same.
Its not my logic or yours or anyone elses. Its only Gods logic, Gods words, and He tells us in the Bible of this whole thing of what is good,what is not, what Requries and doesnt require.
When we take the truth to fit our ends, it is serious destruction and it leads to hell. Logic is a game ppl play and it is the devil that encourages them, whether they know it or not. God says we eitehr serve HIm or the devil. NO other choices. We must choose for Jesus, but the devil is autmotically chosen for us, when we wont choose for Jesus Christ.
PPl can twist the truths and logic of every sitaution to do as they please, even with Gods word. But guess what if it doesnt match up to Gods heart and mind, we are in big trouble folks. Cuz , only His logic matters at all, and HE is a God of logic, of love. HE doesnt twist any truths, truths are truths and lies are lies. IF you half half a truth, you have half a lie, therefor no truth at all.
The key is to accept Jesus and follow Him all of your days. Map your life around God and do all He calls you to do. HE will call you righteous and then you get to go to Heaven. There is no other way. Jesus is a free gift, but holding on to the free gift is optional. Obedience is the key to all blessing. period. The one about Johnny and the metal was awesome. Did the metal kill Johnny, or did Johnny kill Johnny. Well, lets see here ,an d lets use Gods logic. God and the devil both speak to us and we have a choice who we hear and who we obey. absolutely. No other options than those two. God wouldnt lead Johnny to kill himself. God values life. The devil led Johnny there, but remember it was Johnnys choice to hear the devil and obey or ignore him and only Hear GOD. So Johnny killed Johnny. not the metal and not even johnny. ppl like to pass the blame, but God puts the blame where where it goes. Noone is forced to hear the devil , let alone do as he says. Its all choice. Its a choice to follow Jesus too. then no weapon formed agasinst you will propser, as you are Gods protected child. Only way to go,dont you know.>> thats as close to a rhyme as I could get. Rhyme is your talent, use it to glorify God. Yes I see you as you are.

2007-08-17 10:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1 1

There is logic, then there are logical fallacies.

Peace comes from war, ergo war is good.

But then, this means that war comes from peace, ergo peace is evil.

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2007-08-17 08:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Hogie 7 · 0 1

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