2007-08-17 08:09:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know but I'm glad he didn't give it to that sicko Michael Vick.
2007-08-17 08:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I don't think Satan would have said anything. God would have given him a German Shepherd called Bonhoeffer.
2007-08-25 13:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Picture Satan going "awwww"
2007-08-17 15:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by squierhater01 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your question is rather silly, but it gives me the chance to ask you if you have repented of your sins, been baptized in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ, and recieved the gift of the Holy Spirit. If not why not?
2007-08-24 19:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by cowboy_christian_fellowship 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Anybody want some Poodles 'n Noodles?"
Email me if you're interested in my recipe for "Booger Bread"
Trash the Vote! Vote for "Happy The Clown" for President in 2008
Always remember + never forget:
Booze + Drugs + Unprotected Sex = Retarded Babies
2007-08-17 15:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Ha! I didn't get you anything and I'm still taking the puppy! Plus, I'm going to name him God and laugh at him when he licks his own a--."
2007-08-24 20:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by T M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Thank you for the Puppy God. See ya tommorow."
2007-08-17 15:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jamres 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Does this mean you won't throw me into hell for eternity?And of course God's answer would be no.
2007-08-24 15:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by simple serenity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably say, "I'd rather have a human soul, than a darn puppy, thankyou".
2007-08-17 15:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by patty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i doubt God would give him a puppy..
but if it was possible..
he would probably say:
God.. giving me a puppy?
Have I been good?
2007-08-17 15:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by lindaa 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Har, har, God. I get it. 'dog', the reverse of 'God'. You're quite a character. Seriously though, you can't bribe me. I'm NOT taking that party-crashing scumbag Jerry Falwell in here."
2007-08-17 15:12:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋