I've never heard this one before, have you?
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2007-08-17 05:50:52 · 20 answers · asked by passionatemilf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!!!!!!!!
a star 4 u!
2007-08-17 05:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by xoxox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sooooo want to tell you the contagious joke right now.. something about little Johnny watching a guy carry out a chore that was taking ages to complete...
Yeah, you get where I am going with this...
2007-08-17 05:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..that's pretty funny, besides the fact that little Johnny saw his mom naked and having sex...!
2007-08-17 05:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sick and disgusting! Why would you exploit this joke to people?
You never know what age the people are on here!
2007-08-17 05:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by princesssassy1195 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but the joke stinks!
2007-08-17 05:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that joke is older than I am and I am almost 60.
2007-08-17 05:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA i admire the Jonas one very a lot LOL at "she's lifeless" and the final one is rather lovable! huge call EDIT: LOL HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO on the upload on by ability of the poster above! way TOO humorous i admire the form you think of! hAHAHA
2016-10-02 12:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not new but still funny
Have a star for tryin
2007-08-17 06:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed til I peed
2007-08-17 07:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Monchichi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta Love Dirty Jokes!!!!!!
2007-08-17 06:13:16 · answer #11 · answered by Miss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋