So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
STAR if funny
2007-08-17 05:48:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha1 it`s about that time again i see, keep up the good work....
2007-08-17 05:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one I rather like would be, 'are you a natural cow or have you been specially trained'. I only had to use it once at a Doctors receptionist, it did the trick.
2016-05-20 22:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by allene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran into Cher's kids the other day in an Aquarium. They said 'We've lost our Mommy'. I said 'What are you doing in the aquarium then?' They said 'She said she was going to see her plastic sturgeon'.
(well you cant win 'em all - on the other hand aha!)
Your stuff is very witty thx. Will try to remember some of them
2007-08-17 06:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i used yer wife's knees as ear muffs last night"
"yer wife's minge smells like a fish mongers choppin block"
"the best part of yer da ran down yer ma's **** crack"
"ever been caught scrounging from a bin? no! feck you must be good at it then".
"were ya strong as a child?, really i thought so you'd need to be to crawl outta the abortion bucket"
"i wouldnt screw your wife with a lepers dick"
"yer wifes got flaps on her like a farmers welly boot"
"i wouldnt say yer wife breath stank, but when she opens her mouth it reminds me i've left an onion in the fridge"
2007-08-17 06:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by herr fugelmeister 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love all dem but this is my fave I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead
2007-08-17 05:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by spooky kid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones
2007-08-17 06:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's what half of the bumper stickers in gas stations say. but it's still pretty funny so i'll give you star.
2007-08-17 06:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is
the lights are on but there is knowone at home
2007-08-17 09:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious :)
my favorite is "I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
star for you
got more?
2007-08-17 05:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by Alice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
finally got something to say to people who pee me off lol they are brilliant try and keep them coming lol have a *star*
2007-08-17 06:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by i wish bob was my uncle dont you 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋