A drunk man comes home and drinks a tea before going to bed...
Lying in the bed he asks his wife: "Darling, do lemons actually have small yellow feet?"
His wife is irritated and says: "No, you old drunkard, did you cause trouble again, what did you do?"
"Oh, sh** - I squeezed out the canary..."
2007-08-17 05:12:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-08-17 05:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by xGoldScorpionx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 13:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one
2007-08-17 05:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny good job
2007-08-17 05:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by brandi686 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! This is great! lol where'd you hear it?
Poor canary.... :(
2007-08-17 05:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Obama! twist™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH my Stars!!! that was funnneeee.
2007-08-17 05:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ewww man!! lol
2007-08-17 05:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny!
2007-08-17 05:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha poor tweety!
2007-08-17 05:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh My GOD
2007-08-17 05:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋