hes struggling away trying to force the door open and getting really frustrated
"wats the matter mate "?said a passing soldier
"ive just locked myself out of me car and i cant get in,these modern cars are too sophisticated nowdays"
"no probs " said the soldier and rubbed his leg up and down the door.in a couple of seconds it opened .
"thanks mate"said the bloke"how did you do that?"
"easy...i had my khaki trousers on!!!!!!!"
2007-08-17 04:34:34 · 13 answers · asked by ottenham dave 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo, I tittered.
2007-08-17 04:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be worth a star.
2007-08-17 04:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wise Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever, took me a second or to to penetrate the grey matter but lol
2007-08-17 04:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it... is khaki supposed to sound like 'Car key' with the accent?
2007-08-17 04:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle ha ha
2007-08-17 05:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great! :)
love it lol
got a little shiny star shape thingy for you :)
2007-08-17 06:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by Alice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha made me laugh...def deserves a star!!!
2007-08-17 04:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really that good but i still chuckled!!
2007-08-17 04:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by monkeyandchimp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont get it.
2007-08-17 04:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋