Two couples spend a night in a bar, have some drinks, talk and play cards. One of the husbands, Bob, drops a card on the floor and, searching for the card, can see that the wife on the other side of the table does not wear undies.
Next day, he meets that wife in the mall, and she tells him "If you enjoyed that view I have something for you - for 500 bucks."
Bob thinks about it... and agrees to visit her the very next day.
He gets to the house, pays 500 cash, and they spend an hour in bed.
In the evening her husband comes home and asks his wife: "Was Bob here and did he give you 500 dollars?"
Her blood curdles, but she dissembles and says: "Yes, why?"
Husband: "This morning, he came to my office and asked me to borrow him 500 dollars. He promised to come by this afternoon and give it back to you."
2007-08-17 04:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny!!!!!!! u get a star!!!!!
2007-08-17 04:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 15:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thatas funn y i'll give u a star
2007-08-17 11:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-21 06:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by kid rock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats great!
2007-08-17 11:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by tll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋