Ok 2 kids (a boy and a girl) are at sunday school and the asks "who is father all mighty?" The girl falls asleep and the boy pokes her with a pencil and she says "God!"
The next day the teacher asks "who is God's son?" And the girl yet again falls asleep and the boy pokes her with the pencil and she says "Jesus Christ!"
On the day after that the teacher asks "what did Eve say to Adam after thier 99th child?'' the girl sleeps and the boy jabs her and she says "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
2007-08-17 04:22:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that one *lol*
2007-08-17 04:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the funniest 'ever' yet i'm going to permit you recognize the excellent i've got heard of present day - a guy walks right into a pub and sits down. The barman asks if he could like a drink, he thank you him and asks for a lager. They talk, and comedian tale and as quickly as the guy has finished his drink the barman requests his funds. the guy, in spite of the shown fact that, refuses. He replies 'I got here into this bar, and you presented me a drink Now, you pronounced not something approximately funds. in case you have been to stroll right into a bar and get presented a drink, could you assume to could desire to pay afterwards? look, i'm a lawyer. you could take this further, yet i can permit you recognize this for unfastened - you have not have been given a leg to stand on.' The barman, apoplectic, demands the guy circulate away and in no way come back. the guy does so. according to week later, an identical guy returns to the bar. The barman in the present day demands he circulate away as quickly as back, yelling the percentages at him and rambling approximately how he had conned him out of his funds. in spite of the shown fact that, the guy seems baffled. 'i don't recognize what you're speaking approximately. I particularly have in no way been right here before in my existence.' in the start, the barman refuses to have self belief it, yet ultimately he does and seems a sprint embarrassed. 'Oh. properly then..i'm sorry. you would be able to desire to have a double.' 'thank you'. spoke back the guy, 'i'm going to have a whisky'.
2016-12-15 17:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by bednarz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i heard this one too but all the same its still funny
2007-08-17 04:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Unbiased Laker's Fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-21 01:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by Only Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i head it b4 but its still funny
*star*
2007-08-17 04:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, dude!
2007-08-17 12:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahaha, nice
bling! * for ya
2007-08-17 08:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny
2007-08-17 04:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-17 09:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by ~SURFERGURL_101~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋