A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
2007-08-17 03:33:34 · 8 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
2007-08-17 03:33:51 · update #1
wow this is crazy where do get these from
2007-08-18 01:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by teddyboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow lol... pretty funny
2007-08-17 03:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true v good
2007-08-17 05:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ghosts dont have cleft hooves.lol
2007-08-17 03:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well funny, spot on too
2007-08-17 03:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bbobs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny!:)
2007-08-17 03:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahaa, nasty, but funny, made me giggle!!!
2007-08-17 07:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋