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Do you know that the reason you have the emotion of fear is because that your body is carring the soul of a 10 million year old alien that was frozen then dropped into a volocano? And that for ONLY 240 dollars you can be happy again by pretending to not be sad?

2007-08-17 03:12:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

do they really believe that?

2007-08-17 03:15:41 · update #1

26 answers

Hail Xenu!

2007-08-17 04:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's not why I'm afraid.

And I odn't have 240 dollars spare at this time. The Tax Man wants it.

2007-08-17 10:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by whatotherway 7 · 1 0

Gee I thought that I was afraid because I watched too much TV news.

Love and blessings Don

2007-08-17 10:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm a fried alien! I'm a fried alien! I'm a fried alien!

happy! happy! happy!

Somebody give me the number for the national inquirer, I'm about to be rich!

2007-08-17 10:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Interesting hypothesis

2007-08-17 10:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jack P 7 · 0 0

$240 could buy a lot of happy pills.

2007-08-17 10:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 5 0

This is some deep and serious thinking you are doing here today.To whom do I owe the $240.00 to my dear?

2007-08-17 10:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Beautiful joke. You almost had me going there for a moment.
That one was well worth a star.

2007-08-17 10:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 2 0

Sounds logical to me.

Do you accept Visa?

2007-08-17 10:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 0

i dont think they are taught about the aliens unless they're on a "higher level" of brain washing

2007-08-17 10:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by Pisces 6 · 2 0

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