A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered
vacuum cleaners. Go away, said the old lady. I havent got any money, Im broke As she
proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Dont be too hasty, he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said,Well I hope you got a damned good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke did you not understand
2007-08-17 03:10:46 · 19 answers · asked by islandgirl God and family 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thats awesome!!
it would suck to be that guy!!
you should be a stand up umm....comediest? i don't think that's the correct grammer but oh well!!
2007-08-17 03:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by fishy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish that would happen in real life, I hate those vacuum cleaner dudes.
2007-08-17 03:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ... The Man ain't that smarty, yeah? LOL!
2007-08-17 03:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sara007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like!!! lol even at 2.16am in the morning.
2007-08-17 03:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That actually DID Make Me Laugh !!!
Thank-You !
2007-08-17 03:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star! I needed that soooo much! THANK YOU!!! You made my day hun!
2007-08-17 03:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, thank you you did. for that have a star
2007-08-17 03:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by mailbox_5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz that is such a cute joke hehe
2007-08-17 03:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..crazy young man..lol
2007-08-18 00:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by adelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-08-17 03:15:28 · answer #10 · answered by aqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋