Little Johnny and the Dog?

Question

A little boy makes grocery deliveries to a lady's house every week. The lady owns a mean dog and every week the little boy stops outside her gate and says,"It's Johnny, Mrs. Smith, lock up the dog." So she proceeds to lock up the dog and tells him "come on in Johnny, the dog is locked up." This goes on for weeks. So, someone tells the lady to have the dog castrated, it will calm him down before he hurts someone. So the lady takes the dog and has him done. The next week here comes Johnny and says " It's Johnny, Mrs. Smith, lock up the dog." She tells him, "it's OK Johnny, I've had the dog castrated." To which Johnny replies,"I'm not afraid he's gonna screw me, I'm afraid he's gonna bite me

Answer 1

LOL! That's hilarious; thanks for sharing.
Star for you.

Answer 2

Ouch!

Answer 3

Man. what is disgusting joke. Bite me, bite me. or ......