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Because they couldn't find 3 wise men let alone a virgin!

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2007-08-17 02:17:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I also reckon they had touble finding 2 parents who weren't already divorced. Afterall, he had to be born into a "stable" relationship

2007-08-17 02:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by Grin Reaper 4 · 1 0

You mean why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia.

If you go to West Virginia around Christmastime, naturally you'll see plenty of nativity scenes (scenes of Jesus' birth) just like you would everywhere else. Btu there's one major difference in the ones in West Virginia: all the wise men are dressed as firefighters. If you ask why, you get this answer:

"Read the Bible, Mister. Says right thar the wise men came from a FAHR!"

2007-08-17 09:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by The Electro Ferret 4 · 0 0

No. that joke only works in the context of Liverpool, Not England.

2007-08-17 09:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Haha! Funny.

2007-08-17 09:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

no jesus was born in the middle east

2007-08-17 09:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by musab 1 · 0 1

I heard this joke a thousand times, but the country is always different. hmnmm... the whole world must be dumb and not virgins.

2007-08-17 09:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0 2

Coz hes a Jew

2007-08-17 09:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha hahaha very good

2007-08-17 09:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

why wasnt he born in Jamaica

2007-08-17 09:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0 1

oldy but goldy

2007-08-17 12:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0 0

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