One brunette, one red head & one blonde,
Two guards bring the red head forward & the executioner asks any last requests? no she says... the executioner shouts ...Ready....Aim ..... & the red head shouts "Earthquake"
everyone looks startled & looks around & the red head manages to escape.
The angry guards bring the brunette forward, any last request asks the executioner? no says the brunette.... the executioner shouts .....ready....aim..... the brunette shouts......"TORNADO"
Everyone is startled again & looks round & the brunette manages to escape.
By now the blonde had figured out (somehow) what to do.
The guards are by now very angry & bring the blonde forward, Any last requests asks the executioner?.... No says the blonde, the executioner shouts Ready....Aim.....
& the blonde shouts........... FIRE!
2007-08-17
01:27:45
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