A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
2007-08-16 23:22:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Chris, Hahahahahahaha...... Poor Blonde!!! haahahaha
It's a great bunch of Blonde jokes. Had me laughing. Lol Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-17 19:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extra advantageous than what happened to me for the period of my act in extreme college. genuine tale... i replaced into out all evening drinkin wakened the subsequent morning wearing one sock and my boxers.with 2 condom wrapers on the mattress "yet not the condoms i exploit" soaking moist and nevertheless below the impact of alcohol i stumbled around my acquaintances fema trailer and found my clothing scattered everywhere that have been all soaking moist besides, so i grabbed a number of my acquaintances clothing and raced to the try "my pal is plenty biger than me so his pants have been way too massive and that i had no belt, so i'm getting in the finding out room "nevertheless trashed" answer 3 questions and arise in the lifeless silent room and comparable "ma'am im below the impact of alcohol and that i cant take this try" and walked out to as we talk no person is regular with what happened to me that evening, the place i went or jow i've got been given moist... genuine tale
2016-10-15 22:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a few of them before, but still good.
2007-08-16 23:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
you just made
my night
=D
2007-08-16 23:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by pez388 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-16 23:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kevleeds 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-16 23:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
2007-08-17 01:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea very good have a star
2007-08-17 00:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ! Funny !!!
2007-08-17 07:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! Brilliant, well worth a star! :-)
2007-08-16 23:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋