Rabbit and bear did not like each other at all... one day they coincidentally met and thought it would be a good idea to stroll thru the forest together so that they could try 2 get 2 know @ other. Deep in the forest they met a fairy that told them that @ had 3 wishes... The bear being foolish wished that all other bears in the forest were female living only him being the male and it was done.
When it came to the rabbits turn he thought for a while and wished 4 a helmet.
The bear thought this stupid but never the less continued 2 his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the CoUnTrY were female and it was done.
It was the rabbits turn, wished for a motor cycle and 1 appeared he then got on it and started the engine.
Bear told rabbit that he should make good use on his 3rd wish bcoz all he had wished 4 was stupid and just wasting away.
Bear then thot 4 a while and wished that all the bears in the WORLD were female. and it was done..
When it came to rabbits turn........
2007-08-16 22:13:00 · 4 answers · asked by baby gal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..................he put on his helmet, reved the engine once more and wished, " I wish that Mr. Bear here was G.A.Y! Then he rode off into the jungle..................!!!!!!
2007-08-16 22:16:09 · update #1
I'm so annoyed!! I was plannin on posting that EXACT joke this morning, I remembered it from years ago! Love it though, star!
2007-08-16 22:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 06:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah when I started reading I also realised I had heard the joke before yet couldn't remember it.
It's a classic - thanks for reminding me!
Star coming your way!
2007-08-17 07:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Joyful97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny. Ha Ha!
2007-08-17 05:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by anti-imperialistzombie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋