Tarzan gets into a huge fight with the lion in the jungle. the lion are defeated but not b4 it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and d.i.c.k.
Of course Tarzan's jungle friends help him out with by giving him the parts he nids.
The eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla andan elephant trunk for a d.i.c.k. a while later, cheeta and chimp ask Tarzan how his new parts are working.
"Tarzan like with new eye, can see far. with new arm, Tarzan srong. But no like new wee wee"
Why is that?
"It kips taking weed and shoving in Tarzanz a.s.s!
Star if you like..........
2007-08-16 21:17:01 · 2 answers · asked by baby gal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Racy but pretty funny. lol!
2007-08-16 23:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
properly, him and the lion has an on and rancid combat. The crown? properly, they placed it in a..err tree trunk because of the fact it could look somewhat off on tarzan's greasy head or the lion's frizzy hair.
2016-12-15 17:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by tedesco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋