Granny in Town ***
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Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him.
"Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!"
The bellhop looks at her and says, "Ma'am, this isn't your room, it's the elevator."
2007-08-16 18:37:33 · 33 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
^Kindda Cute !!^_^!!
Star to u ! Keep up the gd work !
2007-08-16 18:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by PnkFlr 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL, that was cute! Thanks for the laugh. Here's one for you:
Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.
Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Joe?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
Thanks again. =)
2007-08-21 17:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this guy visits the U.S.A with his wife and son they walk into a hotel and see this pretty little room and so the mom walks into the room and the door closes (its an elevator). then the door opens and theres a pretty women standing there, so the dad looks at his son and says "well go get you mother".
I love this one!
2007-08-16 18:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
good. you tried to make people laugh with ur own effort. A joke is a joke. Some times when we tell a joke then nobody will laugh and all will remain silent. By recognizing this silentness all will laugh at a time because that is also a joke. so i m really happy with ur joke. thanks for bringing smile for 2 minutes on my lips.take care
2007-08-16 18:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by asifatbng 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
gud 1...worth a laugh
ppl shd go with the time...if Granny does n't lyk it, its not our problem who go with the tym...
...i thought Granny was suppose 2 b chanting all the religious stuff as most of them usually do
2007-08-18 23:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This joke make benefit for glorious nation of Khazakstan??
2007-08-16 23:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
not a extremely funny joke but quite funny
2007-08-16 18:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by charizard 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny....star.
2007-08-16 19:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by *Suga* 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one! It was a clean joke that is why I liked it more.
2007-08-16 19:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by Abhinav 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha, i looked becuz it had a lotta stars but are you from space? cuz this joke is outta this world!
2007-08-16 19:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by jirachi3636 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋