Nuns at the Hospital
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
2007-08-16 18:15:31 · 8 answers · asked by baby _girl_06 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-17 17:12:45 · update #1
hahahaha thats a good one
2007-08-16 18:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats funny
2007-08-17 01:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 06:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lol! that the best nun joke iv ever herd of!
2007-08-17 02:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by me_you_us_and_God 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then what happened. Did the bill get paid?
2007-08-17 01:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by ZORRO 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny! here's a star!
2007-08-21 15:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-17 01:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by bproduct69 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, so send the bill to God?
2007-08-19 22:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋